About

Welcome to Tastyville.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl who lived in a tower eating cucumber sandwiches and talking to all the woodland creatures that ventured to her window.  This blog has nothing to do with her, the sandwiches or the dirty animals she talked to because she was stuck in a tower with nothing to eat but those fucking sandwiches – I mean think about it – you’d probably be talking to squirrels as well if that was your lot!  No, this blog is a collection mostly of the things people ask me about.  “What was the name of that restaurant?”,  “How did you make that?”,  “Which cellphone would you recommend?” and the ever popular “I have no idea which idiot to vote for in the next _ election, tell me who you’re voting for so I can do what you do and not have to think for myself.”

A little about the author: M. was born in a traveling circus in Avignon, France sometime in the 1970s.  His parents both died shortly after he was born in a freak, high-speed merry-go-round-calliope disaster.  He was given to Dr. Wolfgang Von-Heitzman-DerFlugen-King an, American doctor, who won the circus’s “free baby give away” one night.  Dr. King took him to America and raised him as his own son until his death in the 1980s.  M. attended University in Ohio and is never going back.  After graduating he lived up and down the East & West Coasts of the USA.  In the early 2000′s he embarked on his Grand Tour of Europe; was kicked out of Madrid, exiled from the Basque country and settled in Paris.  In 2005 he returned to his beloved USA. He currently resides in Milwaukee, where he plans to re-open the Schlitz factory and produce gourmet root beer. M. divides his time between the arts, refurbishing antique civil defense sirens, media management & creation; all the while attempting to finish his doctoral thesis on the study of: The technological relationships between network theory, media genesis, and his own desire for world domination.