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iPhone vs. Blackberry

I loved Blackberry.  I even rocked a 7100t.  Suretype sucked, but as far as smart-phones went it was much better than carrying a Nokia and a Palm Pilot (Phone + Organization!).  Because unless you were living in Silicon Valley in the late 90′s it just wasn’t cool to carry all those devices.  And in retrospect, it probably wasn’t cool there either.

BB was the ultimate smartphone.  My pockets were happy.  And because I was carrying less gizmos - I was more attractive to the ladiesin my mind. (NOTE: I have never, NEVER attached anything to my belt.  That’s just not right.  If you do.  Stop now, or die single and alone.)

Fast forward, it’s 2009, and I’m carrying a BB Bold 9700 & and iPod Touch (Smartphone +  Entertainment!).  That’s right.  I went from carrying 2 devices in 1999 to carrying 2 devices in 2009.  What the hell? A decade later and I go backwards? Well, I’m in NYC again and no longer drive to get around.  In NYC, music helps.  It helps drown out the deafening roar of the subway. It helps drown out the crazy proselytizing homeless people on the subways.  It helps drown out those street marketers with their loaded questions “Do you care about the environment / starving children / baby seals that get clubbed to death?”  – No, I’m a seal clubbing, childless, BP exec who just wants to get where I’m going.

So I decide I need to do something about this 2 device thing. Again. It was cumbersome then, even more so now – skinny pants with 2 devices? Yeah, don’t think so.  To be fair, BB does have a media player.  And it sucks.  And I can’t watch videos on it (easily) and it’s got CRAP Apps.  Aye, there’s the rub – Apps.

So I tried it out.  The experiment: 10 days in Berlin with only an iPhone – no hard keyboard.  Berlin + unlocked iPhone (I have T-mobile – cheap, works well in the states and b/c they’re German it’s one of the cheapest ways to use your own number in Europe)  And you know what?  On edge speeds, on an original iPhone.  It was great.  Google Maps (Just like the BB), Email (Not as good as BB but functional), iPod (BB can’t compete here at all – 3 movies on the plane) and finally: Apps.

I used Apps constantly: Berlin Guides (location awareness – you’re on this street; the nearest museums are here, here and here – try that paper guide book) and a German phrase book – with audio samples.  Amazing.  Can’t order Currywurst?  Click a button and hold up your phone.

Since then I’ve been using and iPhone exclusively.  On T-mobile with a legally unlocked iPhone.  I won’t pay ATT blood money. Apple blood money, fine.  BUT NOT THE DEATH STAR. I’m on still on Edge not 3G  (thanks Tmobile for not using the same 3G everyone else does!), but on a 3GS iPhone it all works fine.  When I spell things wrong I miss the BB’s keyboard – but only until I hit send – then the music starts up, and I’m happy again. And the ladies love me - in my mind.


Worst. Movie. Ever.

Just watched this “Masterpiece”.  Ugh.  I want my 2 hours back.  Between the awesome fight scenes, the constantly re used footage (action sequences where they cut back to the same shot they JUST showed you to make it look dramatic), downright bizarre gruff ‘n grizzled cop banter and Chuck Heston’s wicked stylish grimy ascot – I just couldn’t possibly say anything more.  Oh wait, I just looked something up… Chuck Heston was 55 in this movie, the chick he hooks up with 27.  Bow chicka wow wow!

Ick factor 11.  And not very believable… At all.  Even for Chuck Heston.  Avoid this movie like you would Soylent Green – knowing that Soylent Green is made of people.  Spoiler alert, sorry.  Hey I just saved you 2 hours of your life. You should thank me.

Jack Rabbit Sports

Jack Rabbit Rocks

Jack Rabbit
42 West 14th St (between 5th and 6th Aves)
(212) 727-2980
New York, NY 10011

A true running store in NYC?  No doubt, Jack Rabbit fits the bill.  I’d been to every running shoe store in the city before finding these folks, and thank god I found them!  Many running shoe stores in NYC employ sedentary, low wage workers, who waist lines give you the impression that they play more xbox than is healthy for someone under 30.  While the employees at Jack Rabbit not only run, cycle and swim they actually take the time to find the right equipment to help you do it better too!  I know, novel idea.  From the analyzing treadmill to the EXTREME PATIENCE employees exhibit while you try on your 15th pair of shoes, these folks couldn’t be nicer or more knowledgeable.  They even got me, a die hard ASICS man, to try out some Mizunos – that I’ve since put over 300 miles on – nice.  Sign up for a free account and get 10% off shoes for you and everyone you know (as long as you go in with them), throw in the free recycled bag I got that day and Jack Rabbit just got a life long NYC customer.  Buy local.  Support business that give a shit.  Stop buying from retard teenagers who haven’t run since gym class…last year.

Panasonic Lumix DMC-LZ8

Just picked up a new compact digital camera. Carrying around a DSLR with grip and extra batteries everywhere is not fun. So I opted for a point and shoot with some manual controls and a Leica lens. I couldn’t beat the price – under $100. I’ve used it 3 days now, it’s great. Small, weighs nothing in my bag, has a bit of a grip which is nice, picture quality is killer (considering) and it does movies really well (considering). Actually, in perfect pixel aspect ratios for most of my VJ projects with optional 4:3 and 16:9. And to think…I almost bought a flip video camera! This thing blows it away for movies and it does stills too – take that flip mino! In daylight it shines, in dark situations – like all point and shoots – gets a little noisy at high ISO. Other than that I highly recommend it. Oh and don’t get the DMC-LZ10, $50 more for a 10 megapixel sensor that looks about as good at 8X10 as this the cheaper LZ8.

detailed specs, if interested:
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How to: VJ: Software: Mac: Part One

The NUVJ didn’t work out – enter the WIDE world of VJ software.  I don’t run Windows anything anymore.  Personal choice, yours may be different, more power to ya – it’s a tool for a job end of story.  So, I’ve got Macs and a few Linux machines as well.  However, there isn’t much Linux VJ software out  there (though some are in dev).  So, Mac VJ software requirements were:  clip triggering, multiple layers, midi assignable, and works with some sort of audio application (for possible sound cue triggering) plus all the usual goodies that come with video mixers, effects, speed controls, etc. After some research I found many choices.  Popular choices include:

ArKos Grand VJ (Makers of NUVJ’s software)
Venerable ArKos Grand VJ has been around for a while, and it shows.  The GUI could use some updating.  It’s organized well and is based around a giant clip triggering grid.  It really shines with midi keyboards, triggering clips.  Since my show was more theatrical I needed less ADHD speed – sensory overload – clip triggering, I passed after using the demo for a day or two.  I’m not a fan of keyboards for triggering – Keyboards are freaking huge – I’m not into lugging them around but if you are, perhaps this is your thing.  I prefer to travel light.  Get in get out.

Modul8
Pretty.  Good looking GUI.  Worked out of the box with a few tutorials.  I decided to put it on the “maybe list” as it was not as intuitive as the others were for me.  This is used by many a pro VJ out in the world of 6 hour sets and is loved by many however for me it just didn’t flow like the other software I tried out.  Definitely worth checking out, although it did crash on me once while using the demo.

VDMX5
VDMX5 is in a class by itself.  Complex, yet intuitive.  You could really get crazy designing pretty much what ever functions you wanted with this software.  It differs from most of the others in it’s customizable GUI.  You can use stock arrangements or build your own as complex as you want.  Amazing array of effects.  Quartz integration.  Pretty much the kitchen sink.  Amazing – everything you’d want to do with video.  Even though it seems to be in perpetual BETA it’s a totally functioning version that seems to run with ease.  Assignable midi was a snap for effects, and the keyboard labelled clip triggers in the main view of the demo had me jumping right in.  I barley scratched the surface and VDMX5 at this point was the short list…until I saw Resolume’s demo video.

Resolume 3
The site demo video starts: “Resolume 3 plays both video and audio.”  BOTH video and audio!?!?  I don’t have to use Abelton to trigger audio effects for the show?  I don’t have to worry about triggering both effects at just the same time with 2 different controllers running 2 different pieces of software?  ONE piece of software to trigger video and audio?  In a theatre environment this is EXACTLY what I’m looking for.  I was sold.  I was thrilled.  I was ready to download.  But hold on…it’s not available yet…hmmm.  But will be soon.  How soon?  Two weeks before the show.  Well I’ve used beta software before and it’s been a mixed bag.  Seeing how as I’m a fly by the seat of my pants kinda guy I thought I’d give it a whirl.  Bugs?  Crashing randomly?  Complete computer freeze requiring restart?  It would probably happen.  BUT IT PLAYS VIDEO AND AUDIO!?!? Downloaded it when if finally came out.  Took both VDMX5 and Resolume to the tech test a week and a half before the show and interestingly Resolume was the only one that would work with the projector out of the box on auto config.  It’s a sign from the Gods of VJ, I told myself…Resolume it is.

UPDATE: As Jaymis correctly pointed out in the comments: “VDMX also plays audio, if your video files have it. Resolume’s ability to combine an audio loop with a video clip is quite cool though.” I did not mean to say that VDMX5 can’t play audio, but rather as Jaymis says, it will play audio if your video clips have it.  Thanks Jaymis.

In the next installment How to VJ:  Software: Mac: Part Two; a detailed account of Resolume in a working environment, and the dangers of relying solely on BETA software…

How to: VJ: Hardware: Numark NUVJ

After a ton of research I decided on the Numark NUVJ.  It was the cheapest combination of software and hardware controller that looked really promising.  Clip triggering with 18 buttons, effects dials, scratch wheels, crossfaders and pitch control all with integrated software that seemed to do all I wanted.  Awesome!  I went down to my local guitar center (haggled them down to 249 + tax).  Went home hooked it up, got started and promptly returned it two days later.  Much to the delight of the friendly and helpful staff at guitar center.  And now the why:

The Good:
Compact unit.  Sturdy build, seems like it could take some knocks.  Software works with PC/MAC – simple interface that matches the hardware perfectly.  Easy install on software and clips – more clips if you register (not worth it, at least the ones I got)  Dead simple to operate.  Plug and play.  Quick, does what it says it will on the box – and nothing more.  At all.  Ever.

The Bad:
Software looks dated.  Not always a problem, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.  But this seems like software from 2006 because that’s when it was made…update nah, who needs it?  No more effects for video in the last two years from what I can tell – so they aren’t going all out there…On the website output resolution is described as “unlimited, whatever your graphics card can output”.  But they suggest 640×480.   Hmm…that’s kinda low.  I called up Numark.  A technical support rep told me on the phone, “You MUST run this on a Macbook Pro not a Macbook, if you want to have NO problems, the graphics card on the Macbook just won’t cut it. – oh and stick to 640×480″  Ok, so basically the marketing materials are total BS.  Not surprising, but disappointing.  I kept it and played around with it until I discovered that it doesn’t play nice with audio files by themselves – I’d have to convert to Quicktime movie files and even then not so hot.

The Ugly:
Not more than two layers.  Meaning no blending of more than two clips doing anything together at once.  You have Channel 1 and Channel 2 and a mixer between them.  This seemed more and more like my old tyme RCA video switcher but instead of using VCRs I was using a fancy looking interface and software to basically play, pause, rewind.  Less and less appealing.  Especially after seeing what all the other software based more advanced VJ programs can do.

The Verdict:
I took it back.  I am well aware of what talented people can do simple things, but basically this is a really cool looking two channel video mixer.  I’ll give you that it has dazzling effects properties and great hardware integration for the money but it is something that I outgrew in about 2 hours…You probably will too.

Save your bones for the software based VJ programs out there…but which one?

Still interested in the NUVJ?  Informational links below:
Numark – Product Page
Create Digital Music – Review and Midi Discussion
NUVJ Crash Course – Via VJKUNGFU.tv
NUVJ Crossfader Triggering – Via VJKUNGFU.tv

Next time on How to VJ: Software: Mac only.