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iPhone vs. Blackberry

I loved Blackberry.  I even rocked a 7100t.  Suretype sucked, but as far as smart-phones went it was much better than carrying a Nokia and a Palm Pilot (Phone + Organization!).  Because unless you were living in Silicon Valley in the late 90′s it just wasn’t cool to carry all those devices.  And in retrospect, it probably wasn’t cool there either.

BB was the ultimate smartphone.  My pockets were happy.  And because I was carrying less gizmos - I was more attractive to the ladiesin my mind. (NOTE: I have never, NEVER attached anything to my belt.  That’s just not right.  If you do.  Stop now, or die single and alone.)

Fast forward, it’s 2009, and I’m carrying a BB Bold 9700 & and iPod Touch (Smartphone +  Entertainment!).  That’s right.  I went from carrying 2 devices in 1999 to carrying 2 devices in 2009.  What the hell? A decade later and I go backwards? Well, I’m in NYC again and no longer drive to get around.  In NYC, music helps.  It helps drown out the deafening roar of the subway. It helps drown out the crazy proselytizing homeless people on the subways.  It helps drown out those street marketers with their loaded questions “Do you care about the environment / starving children / baby seals that get clubbed to death?”  – No, I’m a seal clubbing, childless, BP exec who just wants to get where I’m going.

So I decide I need to do something about this 2 device thing. Again. It was cumbersome then, even more so now – skinny pants with 2 devices? Yeah, don’t think so.  To be fair, BB does have a media player.  And it sucks.  And I can’t watch videos on it (easily) and it’s got CRAP Apps.  Aye, there’s the rub – Apps.

So I tried it out.  The experiment: 10 days in Berlin with only an iPhone – no hard keyboard.  Berlin + unlocked iPhone (I have T-mobile – cheap, works well in the states and b/c they’re German it’s one of the cheapest ways to use your own number in Europe)  And you know what?  On edge speeds, on an original iPhone.  It was great.  Google Maps (Just like the BB), Email (Not as good as BB but functional), iPod (BB can’t compete here at all – 3 movies on the plane) and finally: Apps.

I used Apps constantly: Berlin Guides (location awareness – you’re on this street; the nearest museums are here, here and here – try that paper guide book) and a German phrase book – with audio samples.  Amazing.  Can’t order Currywurst?  Click a button and hold up your phone.

Since then I’ve been using and iPhone exclusively.  On T-mobile with a legally unlocked iPhone.  I won’t pay ATT blood money. Apple blood money, fine.  BUT NOT THE DEATH STAR. I’m on still on Edge not 3G  (thanks Tmobile for not using the same 3G everyone else does!), but on a 3GS iPhone it all works fine.  When I spell things wrong I miss the BB’s keyboard – but only until I hit send – then the music starts up, and I’m happy again. And the ladies love me - in my mind.


Worst. Movie. Ever.

Just watched this “Masterpiece”.  Ugh.  I want my 2 hours back.  Between the awesome fight scenes, the constantly re used footage (action sequences where they cut back to the same shot they JUST showed you to make it look dramatic), downright bizarre gruff ‘n grizzled cop banter and Chuck Heston’s wicked stylish grimy ascot – I just couldn’t possibly say anything more.  Oh wait, I just looked something up… Chuck Heston was 55 in this movie, the chick he hooks up with 27.  Bow chicka wow wow!

Ick factor 11.  And not very believable… At all.  Even for Chuck Heston.  Avoid this movie like you would Soylent Green – knowing that Soylent Green is made of people.  Spoiler alert, sorry.  Hey I just saved you 2 hours of your life. You should thank me.

Attention. Your attention please.

Juice_Blueberry

I purchased this product the other day.  POM Blueberry.  I got halfway through the bottle before I threw it out.  I nearly threw up.  Worst tasting stuff EVER.  Avoid it at all costs.  Ingesting sugar free Red Bull by sucking it through a straw shoved up your nose has less gag factor.  That is all.

splitter

Yep, still not on the facebook.

I’ve said many things about what I think of facebook.  Just re-watched the IT Crowd in it’s entirety.  This video says it all so well.

splitter

Netbook


I’ve had this netbook for about 4 months now. It’s an MSI Wind U100. Hackable: software and hardware. Basically everything you could possibly want in a fun little computer with wicked functions wrapped up in a tiny little package. I’ve had a few of these netbooks but the Wind is by far my favorite for general use and messing with.

I voided the warranty (bah – it’s for only one year anyway!) and I’ve upgraded the RAM swapped out the wireless card for one more to my liking. And just the other day I found out that the VDMX5 demo runs on this little guy with video out! Amazing! Resolume looked like someone passed the video out signal through a blender – but VDMX5 rocked a large 24 LCD with not even a hick-up and Audio out was right in sync. Next week I’ll try loading video from an SD card and see if that is fast enough for clips. MSI WIND + SDs for clips + Korg Nano Control / Pad – and presto I’ve got the smallest cheapest VJ set up in the world, could literally fit in my smallest messenger bag. Now if I could only build a set up that let me see everything on a 10 inch screen…

Ruminations on myspace

Recently I got an email from a client regarding whether he should take a media course being offered that extolled the benefits of setting up your own myspace page for your business.  He also wondered whether he should join myspace at all, to network online to generate leads for his business.  This was my response:

Dear Sir,

myspace is the devil.
The internet is forever.

In about 6 months people are going to avoid these sites like the plague after they figure out that it never goes away – and everything they say or do online can’t be shredded, and is watched by watchers on myspace.

As for the course, the descriptor reminds me of the guys I used to know who worked over at RED HERRING magazine in the 90′s.  They’re gonna be tweeting about something they just got called a “pink slip, whatever that is…” while that herman miller areon chair is yanked from under their ass and they sit on the floor confused and “OMG – totally annoyed“.  Seriously, it goes like this:

1. New technology comes on the scene, kids and bleeding edgers adopt it and make it cool.
2. Spreads like wild fire among the youth demographic until it reaches tipping point.
3. Corporate America sees it as the next big thing – buys it for a billion dollars – it’s gonna change the world!  With a little tweaking…
4. RESTRICTIONS GET THROWN DOWN - Kids catch on that it’s gone Corporate spend less time on it – start looking for the next thing.
5. Company Looses stock value.  Oh my god what do we do?!?!?!
6. Company realizes it overspent on not such a cool thing, so they try to resurrect it to a wider more moneyed audience (corporate adults).
7. Find a panel of “MEDIA MOGULS” to push it in and say: “Hey suits, get cool like the kids, everyone’s doing it!”
8. Remaining kids leave the room on their skateboards bemoaning the futility of adults trying to be cool.
9. Company collapses or just turns into a GIANT FLASHING BILLBOARD FOR CRAP.

That is where myspace is now…a GIANT FLASHING BILLBOARD FOR CRAP. but hey look where I am, what do I know – one man’s opinion.

MY ADVICE? publish your own stuff – in your own venue.  You’re a hell of a writer.  Leave myspace to the folks who want to jockey for a prime strip club location in Vegas.

“Really?  Another one?” – says Joe.  Yep.  Another one.

Less Sizzle, More Steak.