Worst. Movie. Ever.

Just watched this “Masterpiece”.  Ugh.  I want my 2 hours back.  Between the awesome fight scenes, the constantly re used footage (action sequences where they cut back to the same shot they JUST showed you to make it look dramatic), downright bizarre gruff ‘n grizzled cop banter and Chuck Heston’s wicked stylish grimy ascot – I just couldn’t possibly say anything more.  Oh wait, I just looked something up… Chuck Heston was 55 in this movie, the chick he hooks up with 27.  Bow chicka wow wow!

Ick factor 11.  And not very believable… At all.  Even for Chuck Heston.  Avoid this movie like you would Soylent Green – knowing that Soylent Green is made of people.  Spoiler alert, sorry.  Hey I just saved you 2 hours of your life. You should thank me.

Jackson Hole, Wyoming!

This last winter was about snowboarding, Elk, beautiful sunsets and great times!  This gallery like the last is a little behind.  But better late than never.  Check out the panorama and sunset shots like the one above by clicking JH in the Photo above or by clicking here.

6 months late…

Well I had the best vacation ever at the Banff Springs Hotel in Banff, Canada this past New Years. Check out the pictures in the Photo above, or here. It’s been busy lately and I just got to these photos now.  Needless to say it was an amazing adventure, snowboarding, snowshoeing, ice skating, hiking, dog sledding, bowling the list goes on!  Great food, the best elk tenderloin I’ve ever had in my life – at The Maple Leaf – it was wrapped in bacon.  Everything is better wrapped in bacon… Anyway, between the food, the adventures, the views and the kind folks who work a the Fairmont Banff Springs Hotel – it truly was the best vacation I’ve ever had.  If you’re thinking about going anywhere on vacation, see if there is a Fairmont property somewhere near it, you won’t find better service anywhere, and if you sign up for the President’s Club – it’s free!  You’ll get crazy discounts, and free in room wifi.  Not bad.  Now if they could only wrap the free wifi in bacon…

Just got back from Berlin.

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Berlin!  Great city.  Unreal good time!  Museums – tons – as good as Paris in my opinion.  Architecture rich and diverse, they’ve got some of the cheapest rents in Europe, and the neighborhoods are all so different.  Food, if you like meat this is the place to go – sausage is available 24/7, currywurst everywhere.  Fun holiday markets – so many to choose from with different themes at each, ice skating, beer halls, family carnivals all with little Swiss Chalets where people sell holiday food and little presents (with almost all the items made in Germany – we could learn a thing or two bout that I think…)!  Friendly people, seriously friendly – some of the nicest I’ve met, besides the south of France, and EVERYONE in Germany speaks some English – it’s amazing, so easy to get around on the cleanest, fast, easy to navigate public transit around!  NYC could learn so much from the transit system alone…I digress. Great time check out the Photo Gallery by clicking Photo above or this link. Glad to be home in NYC though.  Whew.

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Oldie but goody.

Someone asked about this yesterday, a video someone sent me last year.  Figured I’d share it here as well.  Beautiful.  Simply beautiful.

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Record auditions from home.

For those of you that are interested in VO, lots of people were asking me this question all the time, so I’m posting the answer below:

Want to record auditions from home? On a budget? It can be done! To get a basic setup – perfect for email mp3 auditions, it’s easier than you might think. Read on to find out how…

Disclaimer
I am not responsible for anything I suggest breaking your set up.  You purchased it, you installed it, ergo you broke your own shit.  These opinions are mine and your mileage may vary.  That said…

Equipment you’ll need:

Computer
You’ll need one purchased with in the last year or two. An older machine might do the job but for best results with these instructions, a Mac running OS X (10.5 or 10.6), or a PC running Windows XP (SP2 or SP3) or later will be fine. Either machine must have at least one USB and one Firewire port for additional equipment connection.

Microphone
On a budget, for auditions, you’ll want something with a microphone and audio interface combined. That way you can plug the Microphone directly into the computer. Many choices are available but right now the best on a budget (IMO) is the Samson Audio G-Track it’s a high quality mic WITH audio input monitoring, meaning you can hear your voice in your headphones while you record unlike the Blue Snowball Microphone. The G-track is my top pick right now and you can find them for about $130-$150, at Amazon, Sweetwater, and B&H. It works with Mac or PC so it doesn’t matter where you buy it.

External Hard Drive
For optimal recording, with no lost audio or broken tracks, an External Hard Drive is a must! It will save space on your computer’s hard drive; plus most audio programs work best when they record to a hard drive other than the one running the program.

There are many External Hard Drives to choose from – but for quality, reliability and price I’ve have had great success with Other World Computing drives. They are professionally  built from the best components, have a great warranty + support, and are generally cheaper than those of lesser quality found at big box retailers like Best Buy. I recommend the Mercury Elite-AL Pro Quad interface – many are available to fit any size or budget.

Software
The best kind of software for this type of recording is free (we are on a budget)! On the Mac, Garage Band is ok and it’s included. However, for recording, editing and exporting to MP3 – Audacity is IMO faster and easier to learn. Audacity is also free it has a simpler interface, great quality and easy export – you’ll be sending off your MP3′s in no time. On a PC Audacity is also the way to go. Download Audacity here.

Just hook it all up – learn the program – and start auditioning from home.

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Visually stunning.

I don’t really follow women’s fashion that much.  It’s about fashion – ’nuff said.  However I came across this video and gotta say.  Now that’s a dress.  From cutecircuit.

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Vynl Diner… NICE.

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Went to VYNL Diner recently with friends after a reading of a play.  The play happened to be quite good and my friend was pretty amazing in it… Didn’t know she could do that kinda thing, that well.  Anyway, VYNL Diner was the eating spot afterwords.  Good food, BETTER ambience (table lighting above).   The Elvis bathroom is a thing of beauty.  Seriously, not to be missed.  I am totally having a themed bathroom in my townhouse / loft.  Now I just need an actual major economic depression to hit – so I can actually afford to move on what I make… And a plague / swine flu that affects only bankers so I can have somewhere to move to.  Here’s to hopein’!?!

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Attention. Your attention please.

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I purchased this product the other day.  POM Blueberry.  I got halfway through the bottle before I threw it out.  I nearly threw up.  Worst tasting stuff EVER.  Avoid it at all costs.  Ingesting sugar free Red Bull by sucking it through a straw shoved up your nose has less gag factor.  That is all.

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Yep, still not on the facebook.

I’ve said many things about what I think of facebook.  Just re-watched the IT Crowd in it’s entirety.  This video says it all so well.

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